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Military Entrance Processing Station (M.E.P.S)

A separate Department of Defense (DoD) agency, USMEPCOM is comprised of two geographical sectors and staffed with personnel from all military services.
The mission of USMEPCOM is to process individuals for enlistment or induction into the U.S. armed services, based on DoD-approved peacetime and mobilization standards.

" Where did you process through M.E.P.S before going in the Army?"
M.E.P.S by Edward J. October 1, 2005
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M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H. 

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.
I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.
M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H. by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011
My eyes glaze over. When something is so stupid your mind refuses to see it in self defense.
Stupid Person: Soz ny pri357 dat r0ls h01y sp3c is liek a t0tal n00bzors. I m33n, WH0 D3 *** h33ls?
Its alz aboutz th3m m3lt1 fazes!!!!1

Ret Pally: *M.E.G.O's* Dude lrn2spec. Honestly.
M.E.G.O by Lrn2hunter April 6, 2007
See that guy with the girls pants, nail polish, and 3/5 hair cut? He definitely has M.E.O.
M.E.O. by YourLusciousLiz December 10, 2006
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M.E.D.S. by MyEpicDramaSite January 18, 2011

M.E.E.P.S. 

Noun - massive estrogen exhibiting psychotic symptoms.

Verb - "to MEEP out"
What's wrong with Jane? Why is she being such a bitch? Oh, she's just got a raging case of the M.E.E.P.S.

Check out that bitch over there. She's totally meeping out.
M.E.E.P.S. by LAgolightly December 5, 2009
Massive Eye Widening Syndrome

a disease
Oh Dayum! That chicks hot!
I know man, but she's got a bad case of M.E.W.S.
What's MEWS?
Idk, but i give it to her a lot.
M.E.W.S by ThePerryBUTT November 18, 2010