lardon 

chubby erection (alt. lard-on)

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."

lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardon 

Intense excitement brought on by junk food.

My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon

Lardon by fromonedirtbag September 20, 2014

Lardon 

The erect phallus of an overweight male.

That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...

Lardon by Bayesoir December 31, 2019