Eastern Washington University 

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

Eastern Washington University by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023

Eastern New Mexico University 

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.

Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!

Eastern New Mexico University by New Mexican May 31, 2018

Eastern Connecticut State University 

Where kids go if they get rejected from UConn, but still go up to UConn to party.

Eastern Connecticut State University is located in the northeast in Willimantic, Connecticut. It has 17 Division III varsity sports and is the third oldest public university in the state.

Eastern Connecticut State University by filmguy619 April 7, 2011