cobelqing 

The act of jelqing and pelqing at the same time.

Nick: Are you pelqing rn?
Me: no, i'm cobelqing

cobelqing by The_real_Jelqmaxxer_69 April 22, 2024

Couselling

Being so overwhelmingly trash at a game (especially asymmetrical horror games) that you start to resemble a certain loser knight in tattered armor.

Person 1: "Bro, how are you already on your 3rd hook?! We still have over 13 minutes left!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm high key couselling."

Couselling by Venborne March 9, 2026