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Long Island Green Tea 

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

Long Island Night 

At Oberlin College, Wednesday nights are reserved for Long Island Nights at the Feve (a local bar). It is time to get drunk and find hotties and hopefully not get ID'd.
Hey man, remember Naiya? We out to Long Island Night cuz I want to run into her and her friends ALWAYS go.
Long Island Night by DERK#1 April 10, 2024

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

Long Island boof

Its when you take extra long to do something for no reason just for the sake of being pretentious.
He takes the time to make the eccentric drink before he boofs it, because he's a long Island boofer.

The Republic of Long Island

n. The location immediately east of continental New York. It is a fish-tail shaped island 118 miles long that nestles the eastern shore of Manhattan. Composed of 4 major counties: Nassau (Western LI) and Suffolk (Eastern LI) as well as Kings and Queens Counties which are also geographically located on the Republic of Long Island. More commonly known as simply Brooklyn and Queens (respectively), they they are often referenced as part of "The City" (as they are 2 of the 5 NY boroughs). "The Republic" terminology comes from the fact that many Long Islanders believe they are separate from the United States, and independent country, if you will, and it is a humorous spin on the idea that Long Island is so vastly different that it makes up its own country. Citizens of The Republic of Long Island are often obsessed with their upbringing, sometimes trying to act as though they are "gangsta" when they are really not, and often reference their proximity to New York City ("The City").
"I'm from The Republic of Long Island, formerly known as Long Island, about 55 miles east of New York City."

National Long Island Iced Tea Day 

National Long Island Iced Tea Day is celebrated on June 6th. On this day you must have at least one Long Island Iced Tea to celebrate.
Man I don't remeber what happened on National Long Island Iced Tea Day