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Slap ass day 

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
Slap ass day by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Slap ass week 

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9
Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week

National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16
Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.
Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.
“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”
National slap ass day by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

Slap Ass Year 

All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O
Slap Ass Year by DillonBerban November 2, 2022