Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

Bro's Blessing by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024

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Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.

I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.

Gentleman's Blessing by the t3 February 28, 2025

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Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.

"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!

Plumber's Blessing by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025

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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing by MixedBag August 29, 2022

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