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kristen wu 

kristen wu is a caring person and is kind ms amazing. he/she is literally the best person you will ever meet.
Wow! Kristen Wu is a stellar student!
kristen wu by hiisebsbjwkw March 30, 2022

Kristen sverige 

Also known as the the result of what happens when a man takes a beast for his wife. Not just one beast ....but multiple. It is completely normal for a male to experience feelings of beastiality. Levels of maturity play a huge factor when choosing which beast to mate with. The moans that can be heard from such an act can be compared to those heard when one experiences Sverige. The offspring, also known as a Kristen Sverige, will one day come of age and start their mission to luring new beasts into this life style. But don't be fooled by it's sqwaking, this will never be normal or okay.
Jake: omg bro what is that horrendous noise?!?

Baxter: idk but I kinda wanna find out!
Tad: DONT DO IT MAN, that's a Kristen Sverige, it wants you to mate with it!
Kristen sverige by Haymee August 11, 2023

Kristen Stewart 

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.
Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.
Kristen Stewart by Sand Strom August 4, 2009

Kristen Grossmann 

A very nice girl who likes to teach young children perverted things.
Kristen Grossmann by Drickatie August 3, 2012

Kristen Stewart 

Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars

She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that

She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar

She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.
Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone

Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A

Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl

Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like

Homophobic mom: Excues me

Random kid: where called the krisbians mom
Kristen Stewart by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019

Kristen Stewart 

A really talented actress who is sadly hated for her role as Bella in twilight while she played in super cool movies like speak or spencer

Also she’s cool af
Stupid bitch: uh I don’t wanna see this movie, Kristen Stewart sucks she can’t act!

Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..
Kristen Stewart by Pu$$ywagon February 17, 2022