The Passini Pounder 

Fucking some one on the carpet so hard they get a rug burn. Usually the girl should be on her back because there is more skin rubbing against the carpet but can be any position where rugburn can occur.

Last night i gave _____ the Passini Pounder and now it looks like she laid out in the sun for to long and got burnt.

The Passini Pounder by Macdaddyduff May 6, 2011

The Brown Pounder 

A modern classic shot-style cocktail libation, created by the industry legend DBP of Hoxton Square. This drink comprises of equal parts bourbon and coffee liqueur and is finished by dropping the brownest pound coin in one's possession into the glass. The shot, as well as the coin are then ingested and a chant of DBP follows thereafter.

Got shitbagged on the Brown Pounders last night!

The Brown Pounder by The Brown Streaker July 13, 2016

pounded the pee hole 

Another phrase used for excessively having sex with a female partner.

Nino: Did you see Candace last night?
James: Yeah she came over and I pounded the pee hole like no other...
Nino: Word

pounded the pee hole by Stizzi March 20, 2016

The quarter pounder with cheese 

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.

The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!

The quarter pounder with cheese by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010

POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.

Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.

POUNDED THE SHRUB by Huge G. Minga October 26, 2007

B-RAD the granny pounder 

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!

B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys

B-RAD the granny pounder by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023

Ponce of the Old Bailey 

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".

"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."

Ponce of the Old Bailey by Marskelletor December 21, 2013