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The Matt Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party
The Matt Benton by P A Akin May 24, 2019

BenVonRolls The Third 

BenVonRolls is an ancient God who carries many rolls. He gives the the poor by magically making rolls appear out of no where. He is the true lord and Saviour.
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The Matthew Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party

The Matthew Benton 

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party