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the sleeping avalanche 

a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.
Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".
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the angry avalanche 

the act of a man blowing his load into a womans mouth then her unleashing the fury into another unsuspecting victims mouth
jack blew his load into jills mouth then jill went and kissed bill and bill felt the angry avalanche in his mouth

the anchovy avalanche 

The act of putting a fish in the butt hole and fucking it whilst using olive oil as lube
Hey babe do you want to do the anchovy avalanche tonight