Pinch the loaf 

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

Pinch the loaf by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

Spin the loaf 

After making a sandwich, hold the open end of the bag around the bread and "spin the loaf". Then add the "plastic thing" to keep it shut.

Do you spin the loaf?

Spin the loaf by Omnipwnage June 17, 2012

screw the loaf

expressing negative feelings,strongly disagreeing.

i think jay kays's a great singer,.....screw the loaf!

screw the loaf by clayantony March 28, 2010

on the loaf 

adj.: describes a person or thing that is out of order, operating outside normal parameters; crazy; trippin'; drunk or high on drugs

Worker1: Man, what's the deal with Kevin today? He's not making any sense.
Worker2: Yeah, he's ON THE LOAF.

My computer is ON THE LOAF; it keeps freezing up on me.

on the loaf by thematt999 June 30, 2005

fucked the loaf 

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

fucked the loaf by Howboycat December 23, 2017

Suf The Loaf 

someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread

I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf

Suf The Loaf by james bond 123456789 September 10, 2018

knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

knuckled the loaf by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025