tolentino 

Tolentino refers to a gathering of the Gods. Kind of like how the Greek Gods and Goddesses would gather at Mount Olympus, a tolentino is the gathering of a powerhouse family into one room, or can also directly refer to a powerhouse family.

"Holy shit did you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Monroes are having a tolentino."
"Duh, only tolentino families can have a tolentino."

tolentino by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym April 13, 2017

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

jager tainting by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

tenting

Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.

My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.

tenting by bleepy March 9, 2004

tainting the olive 

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

tainting the olive by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

Jager tainting by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

Trenting 

To troll someone in person.

Dude... are you trenting me right now?

Trenting by snuffleupagus III Esq. February 17, 2017

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.

Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

Taunting the Octopus by vert flacon June 26, 2006