Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)

Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"

Successful Poo by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011

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Successful Records

Successful Records is the most famous and successful concert group in Roblox. They currently have 3 games out and thousands of supportive members! The group itself is owned by BradleyCancienne.

Successful Records are having dancer auditions next week. I can’t wait!

Successful Records by HELPHELLLOVHKNGG February 27, 2022

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successful song pass

Occurs when you are singing or humming a quirky song and someone else starts singing the song unaware of where it may have originated from.

Karen: I can't get this damn song out of my head!

Theo: That's funny because I just heard Victoria singing the same song.

Karen: Ha! Now that's what I call a successful song pass.

successful song pass by Karen L. November 20, 2007

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Successful Failure

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

Successful Failure by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011