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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

pussy smackers 

1. a state of dissapointment
2. a yummy cereal enjoyed after a night of lovemaking with bambi
3. rape and pillage by 113 pilgrims
4. a high five given to a high-quality mooking session
"The 113 pilgrims aren't town. There won't be any mooking tonight, Pussy smackers!"

"Care for a nice cold bowl of pussy smackers?"

"Your bitch was a good mook last night, damn boy, pussy smack her!"
pussy smackers by Mandi and Brandi February 21, 2006

Kufi Smackers 

Losers who think they are cool and post at horrorcore.com
Look at all the kufi smackers on this website!

Belly smackers

Ladies underwear that rises above the waist to the belly. In the Bridget Jones style.
Julie: What was that noise it sounded like someone just fired a trebuchet.
Stephen: No it was just aunty Doris putting on her belly smackers.
Belly smackers by Sleekwalrus September 1, 2015

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

A Hundred Back Smackers By The Swishers, So, Aww,Chucks, 

A Hundred Back Smackers By The Swishers, So, Aww,Chucks,
A Hundred Back Smackers By The Swishers, So, Aww,Chucks,