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Shit ass on the toe 

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass 

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no
You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit 

the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!

shit from the asssssssssssssss 

When something's bullshit, or literally shit, or when someone or something is being a pain in the ass or fucked up.
n. That was a huge shit from the asssssssssssssss
v. I'll call you back later, i'm gonna go shit from the asssssssssssssss.
adj. That test was so shit from the asssssssssssssss... i think i failed it.

shit from the asssssssssssssss 

When something's bullshit, or literally shit, or when someone or something is being a pain in the ass or fucked up.
n. That was a huge shit from the asssssssssssssss
v. I'll call you back later, i'm gonna go shit from the asssssssssssssss.
adj. That test was so shit from the asssssssssssssss... i think i failed it.

shit me in the asshole 

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole
Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole