s.ala.d 

a person that always goes to jeankirsteinsgf’s comment section for mutuals

s.ala.d went to jeankirsteinsgf’s comment section for mutuals

s.ala.d by ilovemello March 27, 2021

s..alad

an great tiktoker.

there post arent from one fandom they just post weird shit but its funny. you can find random 2 am tts to cat ones to inside jokes with their moots. dont mix s..alad up with actual salad they are nicer.

for almost hitting 9k i decided to write this. i hope you grow much much more - a moot made from idc.zays post / a accidental moot

'LOOKS ITS S..ALAD'
'I WANNA BE LIKE THEM'
'we all have some s..alad in us'

s..alad by quinmm June 12, 2021

bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009

tossing one's salad 

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming

Josh tossed Sam's salad last night after we left for the movies.

tossing one's salad by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004

tossing someone's salad 

When a person licks his or her partners butthole.

Baby, hurry up home and take a shower real quick because I will be tossing someone's salad for dinner ;)

tossing someone's salad by Brax Shin February 19, 2014

Satan's Salad 

Yet another nickname for the drug Marijuana.

You-
"That Satan's Salad is freaken strong."
Your friend-
"Yeah, but its not as strong as my Devil's Lettuce!

Satan's Salad by Bananicus May 15, 2016

Tossin' Satan's Salad

Another way to let people know you're smokin' the Devil's Lettuce/Marijuana.

Person 1: "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "Probably just going to order pizza and hit the bong and get to tossin' Satan's salad"

Tossin' Satan's Salad by ShittanyBitter November 26, 2019