five powdered donuts

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic reference. It's a Ranpo x Poe fanfiction on AO3 (Archive Of Our Own), and is considered to be filled with smut, as it's a fic where Ranpo eats five powdered donuts off of Poe.

It has terrorized many comment sections and many BSD fans.

Sam: Hey, Eric, did you see this Ranpoe video?

Sam shows Eric a video referencing five powdered donuts and BSD.

Eric: I can never see five powdered donuts the same way, I'm so sorry Sam.

five powdered donuts by the-five-powdered-donuts June 7, 2023

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Powdered Milk

1. A manufactured dairy product made by evaporating milk.

2. Dried cum.

Damn, this powdered milk stuff mum bought is good.

That's not... nevermind.

Powdered Milk by DeeBelikov January 19, 2010

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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

Cock Ponderer by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

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Powdered Butt Syndrome

A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.

I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.

Powdered Butt Syndrome by skimikaze November 11, 2009