Picarding

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

by notPicarding June 13, 2011

picardist

A subset of "Trekkie".
In his song "White and Nerdy" Weird Al Yancovic states: "The only question I ever thought was hard was "do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard" ." A Picardist differs from Yancovic in that this question is considered simple: Captain Picard is far better than Kirk.

-"Do you enjoy Star Trek?"
-"oh yes, I am an unapologetic Picardist!"

by Vegar March 12, 2017

pardize

A beautiful female who is or was a boss girl.
She can also suck dick like a vacuum.

“Hey you see that girl pardize over there”
“Yeah” “I heard she’s got the best head and she’s so pretty”

by Sjjdjdb February 7, 2022