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mounting and balancing 

Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
mounting and balancing by QuacksO October 8, 2023

mounting in solitude 

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.
Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

Bareback Mounting 

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

Reindeer Mounting 

Reindeer mounting is common game played around Christmas time. You and a couple of you buddies go driving through unknown neighborhoods or your own and place stupid light up reindeer on the hinds quarters of the others.
for examples on Reindeer Mounting see sex and doggy style

Bareback Mounting 

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.
Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?