talk like a man with a paper asshole 

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

talk like a man with a paper asshole by bob magrann June 26, 2007

talk to a man about a horse 

A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.

Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.

talk to a man about a horse by asixe April 23, 2006

talk to a man about a dog 

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump

My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

talk to a man about a dog by William Wells November 16, 2010

talk to a man about a horse 

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.

I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.

talk to a man about a horse by knightmare36 December 28, 2007

Talk to a man about a horse 

Technically a saying you’re father would say when he goes to do something that is none of you’re business or he will when you ask his business

What are you doing dad can I come with, no son I’m going to talk to a man about a horse

Talk to a man about a horse by Novanityboy September 13, 2022

Talk to a man about a horse 

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

Talk to a man about a horse by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022

dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

dead man talking by k2kate January 28, 2009