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Magna Cum Laude 

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011
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1. To drink untill the point of blacking out yet some how not. Generally results in forgeting about the entire night.

2. Wanting to get drunk.

3. Getting a party started by drinking.
Person 1: last night was a great night.
Person 2: WTF!! how Maggsied were you?

I'm getting so maggsied tonight to forget today.

Large group of people shouting: LETS GET MAGGSIED!!!
Maggsied by Mr thingogo January 13, 2011

Magnafocals 

When someone is wearing glasses that make their eyeballs look huge from magnification.
She looks like a frog, she's wearing her new magnafocals.
Magnafocals by Asmith November 8, 2013

Presh Magesh 

OMG your cat's are so presh magesh.
Presh Magesh by xshavox July 27, 2010

magna cum nada

Made popular by the Bloodhound Gang in the song with the same name, to do something magna cum nada is the direct opposite of magna cum laude (with great praise; with high honor). Instead of doing something good, you really mess things up.

It is used to describe when you pass something, but with the bare minimum. If you get 50% on a test when you need 50%, then you have finished the test magna cum nada.
1. I almost didn't pass my exam, I passed magna cum nada.

2. Man, this year has been so bad. I've really messed things up with my girlfriend, I've been magna cum nada.

3. So I was taking out the trash yesterday for the first time in like a month, and my Mom was saying "You really do stuff magna cum nada".
magna cum nada by Holden C. June 1, 2006
Synonymous with sexy beast, and sensible lover. A person named Magne is most often found in Company with hot mums, and their huge equipment is perfect for banging milfs.

Magne has the strenght of a bull and endurance of a well trained ethiopian. Skills which come in handy for the stuff he does atleast two times a day.

Everyone named Magne has killed atleast one bear with his bare hands and lives off the nature.
Magne is a name most popular in the 1930's becaus there were more worthy and hardcore people back in the day. Today only a few people are worthy of the old legendary name.
"Magne was with my mom yesterday. No need to say what happened."
"I wish I could be like Magne!"
"I wish I could have Magne!"
Magne by eriaso_torskaru November 21, 2014