laziness
laziness by sweet jesus September 1, 2008
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Laziness
The feeling people get when asked to do a specific task or activity. Most common within the names Vanessa and Juan. Ranges from all ages and even animals experience this
My laziness is very high.
Laziness by nameless_x September 14, 2016
Laziness
Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.
Laziness by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Laziness
Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.
Laziness by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Laziness
Laziness by ilovelazymommy May 17, 2021
Laziness Beard
A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.
Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
Laziness Beard by GoCanes March 21, 2010
Laziness Surcharge Fee
"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."
Laziness Surcharge Fee by Nitebred March 24, 2009