John Paul Jones 

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

John Paul Jones by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011

john paul jones 

primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.

John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin

john paul jones by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004

John Paul Jones 

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.

John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.

John Paul Jones by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005

John Paul Jones 

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

John Paul Jones by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

Long John Jigaboo Jones

The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.

Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!

Long John Jigaboo Jones by Swiss Rolls July 20, 2010

john paul jones hair 

Used to describe any hairstyle.

John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.

If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it

Question: "Master Chief vs Goku"
Answer: John Paul Jones Hair

john paul jones hair by Shane Casey March 21, 2008

John Paul Jones 

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

John Paul Jones by rome clone November 11, 2004