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Billie Jean instance 

when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.
I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.
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nth instance 

a substitute for imagining what has not happened yet.
Though he would not admit that he cheated upon me but for nth instance let me wipe my tears off.

Comedic instance

It is when a funny moment happens and you don't have time to proccess what has just been said but you know it was funny so you just flickshot the nearest neuron and reply "that is a comedic instance."
"Yo i heard someone was called a giga paki and got shanked up"
"damn thats a real comedic instance my dude."

For Instance 

A guild in which many people never do what they say they will.
OMG! SHE WAS IN FOR INSTANCE WE SHOULDN'T LET HER JOIN OUR GUILD!
For Instance by luvcran March 2, 2009

Loading Level Instance

Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.

object reference not set to an instance of an object 

An error message that appears in object-oriented programming that makes literally no sense for people who are not extremely familiar with the standard terms in programming.
Person A: It says object reference not set to an instance of an object. WTF is this?
Person B: It just means the object you are trying to use doesn't exist!
"Don Rick slow down"
"Sheyut the fuck up!"
"Damn, that's inssance"
Inssance by WordWorm December 11, 2012