five finger anal death punch 

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

five finger anal death punch by jedarus May 19, 2009

five finger death punch 

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

five finger death punch by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013

Five Finger Death Punch 

Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.

Five Finger Death Punch is a great band everyone can relate to.

Five Finger Death Punch by Squiz March 20, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch 

Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.

"Are you a fan of Five Finger Death Punch?"
"No, I listen to heavy metal."

Five Finger Death Punch by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018

five finger death punch  

Its a band

Jack: Five finger death punch is a band
Smart person: No shit retard

five finger death punch by burger King Killer February 10, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch 

The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.

"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"

Five Finger Death Punch by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch 

Music for douche bags.

Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.

Five Finger Death Punch by betterthanyoutoo November 6, 2011