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Chris Brown Dat Ass 

When you get so pissed off at your bitch that you beat the living shit out of her until she cries for her daddy.
Jacob- Maayyynnn I found out Felicia was sleeping around on me, and that bitch tried to deny it. So I Chris Brown Dat Ass
Chris Brown Dat Ass by JinkleTinkle February 25, 2009

Chris Brown dat ho!

The act of showing a bitch who's boss. Specifically, donkey punching yo bitch in the eye several times enough that her picture appears in the media and she clearly understands who's boss and forgives you.
Girl yells at her man and friend says:

"You need to Chris Brown dat ho!"

Chris Brown Beat Down 

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba
"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G
Chris Brown Beat Down by cockandnuts February 11, 2009

Chris Brown Beat Down 

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown
Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

chris brown beat down 

when you beat someone senselessly.
i got mad at my ho and i gave her a chris brown beat down. now that ho wont disrespect me no more.

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother