Skip to main content
A City in South east Texas that is located on the Trinity Bay. Baytown has a rich history and the first settlers in the area date back to 1822. Baytowns booming economy, location and access to many recreational activities make it highly desired place to live. Baytown is a hidden gem that most don't know about and Baytown is fine with that.
Once you visit Baytown, you will want to live there.
Baytown by 5oh February 17, 2017

Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth
He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".

Baytown Milkshake 

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.
Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.

Baytown Guys 

Two Guys, that started a myspace for Baytown
basically to increase Baytown's Publicity and get the recognition of states all over Texas.
Although no one else helped make the site interesting.
Pelly: YO you heard-ah dem "Baytown Guys?!''

OBT: gEa, tHeyY sHoulD hAvE nAmEd it OBT gUyZz!?

Linos: dude- who gives a fuck we been put on the map!!!

Playboy Hills: Shit they should add the baytowns finezt music....!

Northwood: mAiNe fOo wTf sHiI tHeY nEeD SoME bLaCk PeopLE iN iT!
Baytown Guys by Standhigh August 7, 2009

New Baytown 

The area east of Baytown, Texas. AKA Mont Belvieu. Funded by the oil companies and religious right, New Baytown serves as a utopian construct in the eyes of those who live in Baytown (not Old Baytown, that's pretty legit).
Damn, I wish I lived in New Baytown; they got the good movie theater.
New Baytown by boognish523 April 15, 2022

Babytown Frolics 

Absurdly easy.

Made popular by agent Archer from the animated series of the same name. This phrase is used to describe anything that is extremely easy, simple, or otherwise not much of a big deal.
Person 1. "Can you believe how easy that exam was?"
Person 2. "Yeah, that was just babytown frolics!"