ass pirate 

an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass

Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"

ass pirate by England June 10, 2005

ass pirate 

As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.

The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.

ass pirate by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

ass pirate 

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

ass pirate by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

Ass Pirate 

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

Ass Pirate by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007

ass pirate 

1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships abundant in rich, exquisite ass ; skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.

2. One who has an obsession with ass hole of some sort.

ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!

Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!

LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!

Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!

ass pirate by superpooper June 16, 2008

Ass Pirate 

Someone who plunders, pilages and otherwise befoulds any and all ass.

"luke i cant believe you banged that fatty your such an ass pirate"

Ass Pirate by Swash Buckle the Ass Pirate April 9, 2006

Ass Pirate 

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

Ass Pirate by kinnykinny January 1, 2006