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smash a homie 

the act of letting people know that you are about to take a huge dump. also known as dropping the kids off at the pool,making a donation to the porcelain gods, and taking the browns to the superbowl
dude that taco bell is killing me... i gotta go smash a homie
smash a homie by homie smasher November 20, 2009

rent-a-homie

Rent-a-Homie a friend or group of friends who claim to have your back when they dont or be a true homie but they aren't. They usually are fuck niggas who act hard.
That nigga damian is a fake ass rent-a-homie he was hangin wit Rico and saod he had is back but when shit got real his bitch ass kicked it and was gone.

Fuck a homie day 

Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "

Fuck a homie day 

On August 5th is Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "

Tacking a homie 

To dry hump your friend as a joke, possibly while playing gay together.
Kids nowadays are " Tacking a homie ", That's pretty fucking gay
Tacking a homie by Mphb July 8, 2023

Lick a Homies ass August 

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.
" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "