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Return to Castle Wolfenstein 

Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.
RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).
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Castle Wolfenstein 

1) The first in the Wolfenstein games. Used 2D overhead view and was released for the Apple 2 computer and the Commodore 64. It also used voice samples. It was about a US soldier who has to escape from Castle Wolfenstein and avoid Nazi's.
2) The Castle in the Wolfenstein game series.
3) Also reffered to as Wolfenstein 2D, has a sequal and a FPS created by ID software.
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Vex Wolfenstein 

The owner of a Google+ community called DANK MEMES, who disappeared every single time chaos started in his community. He's believed to be dead.
Kobe Barnes: Hey, thanks for promoting me, Vex Wolfenstein.
Yellow Kleeborp: It was thanks to me.
Kobe Barnes: *fuck all* *bans yellow kleeborp* *disappears too*
Vex Wolfenstein: *never heard from ever again*
Vex Wolfenstein by Doriko August 24, 2017

Beyond Castle Wolfenstein 

1) The second in the Wolfenstein game series. Came out for the Apple 2 and the Commodore 64. You have to leave a bomb outside of Adolf Hitlers room. And you also have to avoid Nazi's.
2) See Castle Wolfenstein
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The Wolfenstein 

A popular Midwest (small town) hairstayle worn by mostly 40 someting house wifes. This hairstyle is similar to a "bob" with extreme chunky highlights.
Look at old ass Betty Sue siting on her John Deere mower drinking Natural Light sporting that Walmart AKA: The Wolfenstein
The Wolfenstein by BBQ Randall October 3, 2011

Castle von Wolfenstein 

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

Wolfinstine05 

A pizza and Powerade enthusiast, one of the best small youtubers to exist. Some people think that he has relations to the cheese loving Alfaoxtrot, Wolfinstine is known for his Minecraft, and random other videos

He has over 700 subscribers still increasing pp size by 9000!
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