A Warm Welcome 

The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.

As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.

A Warm Welcome by ToM_Builder_ October 17, 2020

Warm Kentucky Welcome 

the act of shooting sperm on a random person

Stan and mergret were in the midde of intercourse, after hearing a knock on a door, it was a police and he splurt sperm,

The policemen said that he was going to give a ticket for parking at the wrong place but hes being arrested for Assult of warm kentucky welcome

Warm Kentucky Welcome by periroast August 27, 2016