Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain 

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

tunnel slut

A whore that works the homeless in underpasses and subway tunnels. Made famous by the band INSEX.

She is the best tunnel slut a homeless man could ever ask for.

tunnel slut by Daddy Drake October 1, 2007

ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"

My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.

ikearpal tunnel syndrome by markfromhouston April 19, 2009

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome 

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome by bigwayne August 17, 2014

carpool tunnel syndrome 

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

carpool tunnel syndrome by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011

Mexican tunnel slide

The act of anal sex after consuming large quantities of Taco Bell.

Last night, we did the Mexican tunnel slide and it got messy

Mexican tunnel slide by See_Jayyyy August 19, 2021