WHAT THE JUNK 

A gentler way of saying "what the F***." You say this becase A)you're around little kids B)it just sounds funnier.

Steph: What the junk did I do with my hat?

WHAT THE JUNK by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

What the Junk 

A more appropriate and silly way of saying "What the Fuck." Commonly used by teens.

Ryan ate your donut... "What the Junk Ryan, you are so fat and annoying."

What the Junk by Bill Cliffton November 7, 2016

cancer of the junk 

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

cancer of the junk by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

kicked in the junk 

kicked in the genitals.

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

kicked in the junk by wee beastie April 22, 2006

tuck the junk

The act of pushing up your balls.

-Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees
-Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk
-Man, I shoulda wore my boxers...

tuck the junk by Basco March 18, 2004

punk of the junk 

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.

boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"

punk of the junk by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013

Dunk the junk 

The practice of taking an ice bath or any cold water dip that covers the genitals, usually after a long run.

"That was a great 10 mile run this morning! I'm gonna go dunk the junk."

"Man, you must have balls of steel"

Dunk the junk by Condemnedstickman April 16, 2010