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San Antonio Submariner 

When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
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ancient submariner 

an·cient sub·ma·rin·er - verb

When having sexual relations (doggy style) with a partner, the top pulls out just prior to ejaculation and throws a bowl of (white) clam chowder into the bottoms face.
After that bitched mouthed off all night I dropped an ancient submariner on her ass in bed.
ancient submariner by Akeah December 14, 2008

Big Submariner 

A Giant, Commander of Submariners, Who destroys trolls with Torpedos the size of school buses, Big Submariners prefer NOT to travel in rivers, due to the water being filled with the tears of Trolls.
A Big Submariner spots a troll, He quickly launches his torpedos and surfaces to play the song "We all live in a Yellow Submarine".

The submarine game 

The player lays on their back in the bathtub and attempts to make only the tip of their dick peek out of the water like the periscope of a submarine.
Mai: You sure took your time. Were you thinking about me or something?...

Sakuta: Actually, I was just engrossed in playing the submarine game
The submarine game by karabu_ February 20, 2019

Bat Submarine 

When someone makes a comment and someone else repeats it soon after, claiming it as their own. Often, but not always, trying to one up the original idea.
Emmet - We could build a submarine!
*short delay*
Batman - We could build a Bat submarine

Submarining 

When you stop seeing someone and cut off all communication and then reappear after some time and act like nothing happened.
Guy: Hey what's up
Girl: Fuck you John it's been 8 months. You think I'm in to submarining?

submarine shot 

Similar to a "floater shot" aka "floater", but at the bottom of the cocktail.
Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.

Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
submarine shot by the comand'r November 11, 2021