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JMU soccer player 

A soccer player at JMU; have extremely hot bodies (very sexy abs), only has friends who are other soccer players. Also a player who thinks he can get with any girl because he's is in the soccer team, even if he doesnt play. Known for their style and accents (if they are european). Have plenty of STDs, continue to get girls and never call them the next day. Also throw awesome parties at the soccer house.
"I had sex with a JMU soccer player last night, he didnt even ask for my number; so typical"
JMU soccer player by jmusoccer February 28, 2010
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Slap a soccer player day 

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th
Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

Baseball Player/ Soccer Player 

Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."

Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."

Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."

Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."

Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."

Rage Soccer Player 

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.
Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!

Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day

On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!

National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day 

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day

Female Soccer Players 

Female Soccer Players should be respected and honored very much. They work hard for soccer and beat the guys in soccer games. Just give Female Soccer Players a chance. Like they already know they're better than you. :)