sampsonize 

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

sampsonize by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

Simpsoner JR 

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

Simpsoner JR by WildERP August 26, 2013