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The Star Wars sequels 

Absolutely DOG SHIT and ruins your entire childhood. This shit makes the prequels look like GOD made it himself. You are considered a retard if you like these and die for me
Yo I loved the Star Wars sequels, dude.
Me: while loads shotgun intently* then you will die.

star wars syndrome 

When any aging artist or celebrity begins to produce crap work entirely for the pursuit of money.
Star Wars Syndrome

Star Wars I, II, III
Indiana Jones IV
Etc.
star wars syndrome by Jzer0912 August 14, 2008

Star Wars Sexist 

A Star Wars 'fan' who hates certain female characters of Star Wars media such as Rey Palpatine and Ahsoka Tano for simply exiting due to their gender as women. This is not to be confused with someone who hates Rey simply because of the very real character flaws she is plagued with.
"Why does this douche hate Ahsoka Tano so much. Are they a Star Wars sexist?"

star wars holiday special

A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.
guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it

The Star Wars Holiday Special 

The Star Wars Holiday Special is the greatest cinematic creation in all existence. Free to watch on YouTube, you will never find a better way to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes of your day. Every aspect of the godly film is pure inspiration. That includes the masterful dialogue of the Wookiees, the amazing and delightful new characters such as Lumpy and Itchy, and even the four beautiful songs intertwined within the movie. When it was initially released, critics gave it a low score due to the fact that they were unable to comprehend the immense intricacies of the cinematography. It is often not included with the rest of the Star Wars franchise because of its extreme glory. It was so glorious that it was deemed one of the most dangerous movies of all time when it first premiered. This was because of its tendency to cause viewers to ascend to a new form of existence in alternate dimensions. Most hard copies of this film have been destroyed, however, it has been permanently imprinted on the internet for anyone lucky enough to watch. Overall, this movie is undoubtedly the most ambitious project ever attempted by man and simply the pinnacle of all creations made by humankind.

Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga 

Person 1: "Are you going to buy the new Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Die"