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Riverton 

A Town in Wyoming. Everyone who goes on vacation to yellowstone from everywhere else, has been there, and they hate it. They say "fuckin a mom, why did you bring us to this hole?" "oh gosh, gee wow hum, yeah it's so pretty here" "how do you people survive in Riverton?" "We just love it here" "I feel sorry for you that you have to call this town home" "Fuck your life"
Girl: Where Do you Live?
Man: I live in Riverton, a complete and utter disgrace to towns.
Riverton by Cl0uddo September 27, 2008
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Riverton 

A town in Springfield, Illinois. Not the best town, I admit, but not as shitty as the other persons definition. Mainly it's just a poor small town that trailer park residences flock to, full of people who shop at Wal-Mart for clothes and can't afford anything better than Hollister. In school we don't yell out stuff."The Hawks Nest" doesn't smell, I've been there myself. Not the best food, but what do you expect from a small town?

All in all Riverton is a poor town with a few idiots.
*sees person wearing junky clothes*
"Looks like people from Riverton."
"Yep."

Riverton 

A Tiny town in the corner of kansas that only has one gas station, a school, a fire dept., and a post office. A long time ago some rejects thought about shooting people at the school and wound up on the world news. That's it's only claim to fame. Other then that it's probably got the highest chewing/student in the U.S.
"Yo dude, wanna drive through Riverton?"
"we just did."
"oh."
Riverton by $$$BIGC$$$ December 17, 2011