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Percolating 

When the tip of your boner rises and proceeds to poke through your fly.
Dude, check it out! Loch's percolating!

Tom began to percolate after he put on his 'Girls Gone Wild' DVD.
Percolating by BearMan91 March 10, 2011

percolating 

When your intestines are cramping up and make that 'girgling' sound a few minutes before you have to hit the can. Similar to a coffee maker percolating, your intestines are fixing up a nasty brew.
Feeling ok, John?
Nah man, I'm percolating over here. Cover me for a few minutes, will ya.
percolating by Rold Gold July 28, 2005

percolating poo 

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.
I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

Percolating butthole 

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.
My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.
Percolating butthole by Aij5454 October 2, 2021
The act of bitchidom
Everything was going great, and then she started bitching about nothing. She must've been perioding.
Perioding by Shintaku June 10, 2010

percolating 

opening your anus/butthole using your sphincter to allow air to enter. you then proceed to gain more air the same way. let the air sit then push out to perform an enormous fart

As short: perking
Guy 1: Dude I'm perking (percolating) so much
(loud fart)
Guy 2: AH that smells so bad!
percolating by buttbreather123 March 2, 2009