Opposite Day 

A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.

Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.

Try this logic with 4th graders.

4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.

Opposite Day by A guy. March 31, 2005

Opposite Day 

Opposite Day is a fun "game" played on another. You never know when this day takes place, but when it does, everything you say has the opposite meaning of what it would on a normal day. The quest is on to figure out when this day actually happens, so you can safeguard yourself from its horrors.

H-bird: Imma snaxe you, you snaxe
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.

Opposite Day by Hecretary Bird July 26, 2020

opposite marriage 

The opposite of true marriage, which of course is same-sex marriage. Opposite Marriage was endorsed in 2009 by Miss California in an attempt to begin a movement to give rights to heterosexual couples. Supporters of "marriage" have blasted proponents of "opposite marriage" because they say it goes against the traditional definition of marriage between 1 man and 1 man or 1 woman and 1 woman.

Bob: Hey did you hear Miss California's speech last night?
Mary: Yeah! Maybe opposite-sex couples will finally have the same rights as everyone else! Maybe we can finally have an opposite marriage and express our true love!

opposite marriage by Yes on Opposite Marriage April 25, 2009

opposite breakup 

when some one breaks up with you but trys to make your life misrible by doing things like making you jealous but yet and still it seems like you should be doing this but you noe that theyre the immsture ones and you just have to move on...or get payback.....(results may vary)

girl:my boyfriend dumped me today...
girl 2: aww thats so sad
girl: i noe and the worst part is, its that hes trying to make me jealous buy flirting with other girls in front of me.
girl 2: dont worry about it. hes probally just hurting to
girl:yea... he pullin an opposite breakup on me

opposite breakup by cristen markey October 14, 2011

opposite of gaydar 

It's two close male friend("bros") that are sitting together in a hot tub. But they are sitting five feet apart, because they are not homosexual.

Ay man whats the opposite of gaydar?

Yo man it's when two bros are chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they ain't gay.

opposite of gaydar by entjungferinator3002 February 2, 2018

opposite effect 

Term for the plot twist at the end of Final Fantasy VII. In the final moments of the game, you realize that Holy and Meteor are working together to save the Planet by destroying humanity.

Red: “It's too late for Holy. Meteor is approaching the Planet. Holy is having the opposite effect. Forget Midgar, we've gotta worry about the Planet.”

opposite effect by cloud_strife October 18, 2013

Opposite Negro

A phrase, in which the speaker calls out "Opposite Negro Persons name GO!"

The person, then has a short period of time to shout out something which is the opposite of what a black person would stereotypically say or do.

Alex - "OPPOSITE NEGRO JAKE GO!"

Jake - "AAHHH OH GOD.. Err.. I DO NOT LIKE WATERMELON"

Jake - "OPPOSITE NEGRO ALEX GO GO GOOO!"

Alex - "I HAVE A DEGREE OR AN EQUIVALENT QUALIFICATION"

Opposite Negro by juhache00 September 14, 2010