Metzger It

When a person knocks over a hookah and/or blows weed from the top of a bowl.

Finkle.. If you Metzger It, I'll never smoke with you again.

Metzger It by David Fink December 15, 2008

Jack Metzger 

A idiot that plays Fortnite, and wants to be a cringy Fortnite streamer. Wannabe Fortnite streamer. And likes hot dogs with milk on it.

The Jack Metzger is really retarded and fat.

Jack Metzger by Jack Metzger October 25, 2018

Dean Metzger 

A faggot who goes to carey who is tall good looking he’s a cocky douche about play varsity sports in 9th. He’s gonna go d1 but he still pissed in a girls mouth #wtf

“Yo Im playing varsity as a freshman and I pee in girls mouths and I’m tall”

“Chill bro ur being a dean metzger”

Dean Metzger by Fuckdeanmetzger November 19, 2019

Dawson Metzger 

Big ass forehead

Dawson Metzger

has a big forehead and is retardation

Dawson Metzger by Dawson is gayyy April 18, 2019

cole metzger 

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.

“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”

cole metzger by beomics March 16, 2024