massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.

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Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD

massive simp by FamilyTherapy February 2, 2021

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Massive Supple

This is a special unit comprised of only the softest skin. The Massive Supple in most forms ranges from 1 - 1.5 inches long. It remains constantly erect but always soft. If utilized properly any person who comes into visual contact with it will be in a trance until such time as it is removed from their vision.

I have a Massive Supple Baby Dick, wanna see?

Massive Supple by MikeSERSPECV January 17, 2007

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massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

massive schlong by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

massive salami by thelævfam December 27, 2018