Marconed 

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

Marconed by John Mill March 27, 2008

Marrooned 

To be stuck in a situation from which you can see no escape and about which you have no idea how you got into in the fist place.

Joey, I'm marrooned with this chick!

Oh great. I'm marrooned on this island

Marrooned by Sanga June 21, 2004

Mardoned 

When your fully fucked from booze, blurred vision, slurred words, falling over, chundering.

Oh fuck James is gonna mardon.

Ahhh he’s mardoned.

Mardoned by Melodyjustsentmethis July 5, 2020

Marooner

something that doesn't exist

A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man

Marooner by peepeerson August 21, 2020