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Michael Jacksoning 

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.
“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

Michael Jacksonitis 

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.