Dirty lord voldemort 

When one sticks ones finger in a females vagina at the peak of orgasm while yelling crucio and simulating a wandlike thrust.

Yo that witch was moaning when I lord voldemorted her last night.

That chick was freaking out during paranormal activity, sounded like she was gettin voldemorted or something.

I couldn't sleep at all last night cuz my roomate decided to try something new with his girl... The dirty lord voldemort!

Dirty lord voldemort by Harry snatcher November 30, 2010

A Lord Voldermort 

To punch someone in the face so hard that their nose disappears, causing them to resemble Lord Voldermort.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to Mercedes' nose?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? She was in a fight and caught a Lord Voldermort

A Lord Voldermort by Gilbydude September 14, 2011

lordvoldemortdakilla 

love. lord. life. the sexiest man alive, on tiktok. also funny asf.

“lordvoldemortdakilla is so sexy i just want to unwrap his ginormous shlong and insert it into me.”

lordvoldemortdakilla by hanselandgretelyumcannibalpie May 5, 2021