wisconsin lampshade 

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

wisconsin lampshade by Glooping October 2, 2020

Lampshade Hanging 

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

Lampshade Hanging by Tekwerk September 6, 2010

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

Louisiana Lampshade by JIVO March 7, 2008

Mexican Lampshade 

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

Mexican Lampshade by ss43 July 9, 2010

lampshade dance 

A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.

Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.

"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."

"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."

"well..."

"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"

lampshade dance by Ignatiousswan January 7, 2007

Dirty Lampshade

A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.

When I finished my Thanksgiving dinner I gave Wendy a dirty lampshade.

Dirty Lampshade by trtbmm November 22, 2011

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

Louisiana Lampshade by JIVO March 8, 2008