La Croix

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning

La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.

La Croix by zuhazana September 30, 2019

la croix

1. A french term for "the water"

2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.

That la croix quenched my thirst. It was the shiznit.

la croix by Tony Picknell June 10, 2005

La Croix

Fucking lesbian water

Nesiah: “wow I love my La Croix”
Lawrence: “get that lesbian shit out of here”

La Croix by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

La Croix

A luxury alternative to water. For successful, masculine men and feminine women.

Fuck he's huge. Must be drinking that La Croix.

La Croix by Truth- January 25, 2024

la Croix anxiety 

When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.

Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.

la Croix anxiety by herewegowith February 8, 2019

la croix'd 

To taint mildly with flavor.

I mean, if you pick the pineapple off the pizza, your cheese is has still been La Croix'd with that funky ass hot fruit juice. I'd still judge a person that picked the stuff off.

la croix'd by trashbagdanger October 2, 2018

dirty la croix 

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop

Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.

dirty la croix by La croix boi October 2, 2021