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The L.A Beast 

The L.A Beast is a 6'5'', bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the Downtown district of Los Angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. These instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping sexual assault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.

The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.

The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.

*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.
'Who's that man running around with no pants on?'

'Oh, that's just the L.A Beast.'
The L.A Beast by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)
Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town 

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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ill be the g a y to your l i p s! 

when you not gay but use it for a excuse to kiss someone
ill be the g a y to your l i p s!