I'll have you know that I was drunk 

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

I'll have you know that I was drunk by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

I know that feel bro 

Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.

Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.

I know that feel bro by FauxShou August 25, 2011

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT 

Term used mostly in the DC area to indicate agreement with something somebody said.

Matt: Trenita, my French class was cancelled this afternoon so I have the afternoon free.

Trenita: I know that's right.

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT by Mattthewz March 31, 2005

I know that bread 

What you say when your home slice says something you understand. If you really get it, you know that really soft bread.

Yo, I failed Mr. Carson's class.
Bruv, I know that bread.
You know that bread?
Oh yeah.

I know that bread by EpicGamer312 October 24, 2019

you know that i know that you know that i know 

When you and/or your friend type something in a group chat that is related to something only you two know so you send the you know that i know that you know that i know and confuses everyone else

Friend 1: has crush on John

*in le group chat*
Friend 1: why the hell is John's name in there
Friend 2: you know that i know that you know that i know
Friend 1: ahh yes
Everyone else: i am confusion

you know that i know that you know that i know by RapoloMan January 10, 2020

they dont know that we know that they know that we know

famous friends meme

they dont know that we know that they know that we know means that monica and chandler are at it again......

they dont know that we know that they know that we know by iiDNA January 18, 2020

fuck my hat, I didn't know that 

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

fuck my hat, I didn't know that by mockschmock December 9, 2006